About NotClauswitz

The semi-sprawling adventures of a culturally hegemonic former flat-lander and anti-idiotarian individualist, fleeing the toxic cultural smug emitted by self-satisfied lotus-eating low-land Tesla-driving floppy-hat wearing lizadroid-Leftbat Califorganic eco-tofuistas ~

9 thoughts on “Family Photos

  1. Ranch etiquette, don’t name the edibles… course the kids did it anyway,
    and would ask at dinner who we were eating…
    my answer was always “just that ol broken legged cancer eye cow”.


  2. My soon to be in-laws in Colorado have a few head of beef they raise.

    The Patriarch of the herd is named “Sir Loin”, and the Matriarch is named “Miss Steak”.

    No, they haven’t named the calves yet….


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