The WTF Madness of David Lynch

It appears he’s simply gone insane:

Let’s restart the fire. Let’s give President Obama four more years. Here are 90 reasons why.

(Like Kevin says, “Let’s Do it again, only HARDER”…)

REASON17:
I’m voting for Obama because I love money, but I’m not money’s bitch.

WTF?

REASON 44:
Reason 44:Thanks to President Obama, nearly 50 million American women have access to contraception and preventive health services. -Isabel Allende

Isabel Socialist-Failure Daddy Allende who? WTFx2?

REASON 51:
I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name.

Dear Americans, Republicans, and Democrats Alike,

I am going to vote for re-electing President Obama. I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name, which I think speaks to what he is about. If you just rearrange a few letters, Romney becomes R MONEY. I believe Mitt Romney wants to get his Mitts on R Money. He would like to get it and divide it up with his friends, the Big Money Bunch.
I believe he would like to get his Mitts on R Money, R Resources, R Freedoms, and R American Dream. I do not trust Mitt Romney to look after the best interests of 99% of Americans. I think electing Mitt Romney would be a catastrophe for our country—one which would be real difficult to straighten out later.

WTF is he smokin’?

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One thought on “The WTF Madness of David Lynch

  1. “…a catastrophe for our country–one which would be real difficult to straighten out later.”
    That’s exactly how I would describe electing a (communist) wolf in (likable-guy) sheep’s clothing. Oh, but we did that once didn’t we?

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