Thanks to my crush, Kate at SmallDeadAnimals I got hip to one of Alan’s favorite tunes and discovered the amazing lyrics.
Not Clauswitz
The semi-sprawling adventures of a culturally hegemonic former flat-lander and anti-idiotarian individualist who fled the toxic Smug emitted by self-satisfied lotus-eating low-land Tesla-driving floppy-hat-wearing lizadroid-Leftbat Coastal Elite Califorganic eco-tofuistas ~ with guns, off-road moto, boulevardier-moto, moto-guns, snorkeling, snorkel-guns, and home-improvement stuff.
That was covered in Awesome sauce!
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[stands]
[clap] [clap] [clap]
Awesomest literal music video *EVAH*
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That was … magnificent.
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Glad!!
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Effing hilarious. Thanks for posting it.
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