About NotClauswitz

The semi-sprawling adventures of a culturally hegemonic former flat-lander and anti-idiotarian individualist, fleeing the toxic cultural smug emitted by self-satisfied lotus-eating low-land Tesla-driving floppy-hat wearing lizadroid-Leftbat Califorganic eco-tofuistas ~

11 thoughts on “Buy A Gun Day

  1. Let's get down to basics. The reason your pistol is so eye-catching is: A) It has compound curves, just like the human body; B) It has intricate surface detailing that imitates shapes found in nature; and C) It has lovely rosewood grips that are almost perfectly color-coordinated to the buff finish of its metal parts.
    All these attributes make it more organic, more like an extension of the natural world than of the industrial one. More fractal art than mechanical implement.
    The same way the sound of a Harley's motor attracts one's attention with its primeval cadence. Except that your Ed Brown is way better than any stoopid Harley….


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