The Doofus Has Landed

Helicopters all buzzin’ around Moffet Field… so that means Jughead’s off to vacuum up as much spare pocket change and walking-around cash as he can, from Athertoon to Woodside and Portola Valley and back, from impressionable nimrods in the Social Media-set to old-school Class-Warriors and Brooks Brothers Communists driving the latest Lexus… The sooner he’s outta here the better, but at least while he’s here taking the Big Money from Teh Stupids, he’s not doing further damage to the economy or to the Rule of Law that we once knew…

About NotClauswitz

The semi-sprawling adventures of a culturally hegemonic former flat-lander and anti-idiotarian individualist, fleeing the toxic cultural smug emitted by self-satisfied lotus-eating low-land Tesla-driving floppy-hat wearing lizadroid-Leftbat Califorganic eco-tofuistas ~

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