The Ministry of Truth

Coming-up on June 24th get ready to Rrruuumble!! It’s Graveyard-Charlie Gibson from the Ministry of Truth, Party Mouthpiece Apapartchik former ABC morning talk-show bobblehead turned White House Sockpuppet, will deliver to the American People a White House Primetime Special, ‘Prescription for America’. Do-or-die, it’s the Obama Administration’s “WORLD NEWS” – from the Blue Room of the White House!!

Watch in wonder as Media-Turds circle the bowl in one giant gushing-flushing movement!!

Meanwhile Obama fiddles while reports of the Army moving into Theran burns-up the Twitterwaves; “Not productive…nope, uh-huh.”

I don’t twitter but I just heard a little birdie tell me that Disney owns ABC, so maybe it’s a small world after all…

About NotClauswitz

The semi-sprawling adventures of a culturally hegemonic former flat-lander and anti-idiotarian individualist, fleeing the toxic cultural smug emitted by self-satisfied lotus-eating low-land Tesla-driving floppy-hat wearing lizadroid-Leftbat Califorganic eco-tofuistas ~

One thought on “The Ministry of Truth

  1. The endless drone of that line, “Do-or-Die!” that really chaps me out.

    It's like them saying that if I don't go along with their plan, I'll be seriously fucked, and it'll be 'cuz I'm just a stupid rube who just doesn't get it, or something.

    The lot of them need to drop dead, and it can't be soon enough.


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